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Monday, August 24, 2015

Tabloid News: Zuggtmoy Dumps Iuz

Recently it was revealed that Zuggtmoy the Demon Queen of Fungi and former resident of the Temple of Elemental Evil, has moved on from her sometimes demigod lover, Iuz the Evil, to pursue a romantic union with Faerun's largest being, the fungal king Araumycos in the upcoming adventure Out of the Abyss.

It's left to be seen whether Zuggtmoy returns Iuz's soul gem that she has kept in promise for so long. Neither Zuggtmoy nor Iuz could be reached for comment.

The consensus on the streets of Greyhawk City is that the whole matter is silly, gross and probably not important to every day life on Oerth. Even so, with the wily Old One unattached and out of prison, the Flanaess' queens and princesses should be on guard.
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3 comments:

  1. Mystic ScholarAugust 24, 2015 at 1:10 PM

    Poor Iuz, my heart goes out to him. Imagine, cock-hold by Araumycos! Oh, the scandal! It's all the Abyss is going to be talking about for a month!

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  2. ScottAugust 24, 2015 at 2:36 PM

    Now Iuz is going to be the Jennifer Aniston of the tabloid magazine cover circuit...

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  3. btmcraeAugust 25, 2015 at 8:14 AM

    Ah, so funny. Thanks for the TMZ: Oerth Edition report, mort. @MS: that's "cuckolded" by the way. Not the same thing as a very much banned wrestling move. :p ;)

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