D&D Puns and Stuff

Okay folks, not much new to show off this week so I'll regale you with some of my gaming puns that I regularly tweet (yes I tweet: @GreyhawkMike). Hate 'em or love 'em, puns have been a staple of my D&D humor for years. Standard apologies if you've hard any of these before. Enjoy (or not)...

• Skeleton armies have a particular skull set.
• Combat tactics: Fallen Footmen need Archer support.
• Alcoholic Genies crawl into bottles.
• Humanoid drunks go to orcaholics anonymous.
• We had to pay to use the Troll bridge because we missed the Faerie crossing.
• On the hole I always fall for pit traps.
• If those Harpies have treasure they're not talon.
• I think my next dungeon is going to have lizard men, kobolds, a hydra or basilisk and a few dragons in it. Or should I "scale" it back a bit?
• When battling a dragon you don't need a plan, just wing it.
• After going back to my roots, I overused Treants. Time for me to branch out again.
• Battling a Rust Monster tests a fighters' metal.
• Cockatrices and Gorgons turn people to stone? What a cock and bull story!
• They say two heads are better than one, but it does take some Ettin used to.
• Yuan-ti? Of course I want tea. That's a silly question.
• When does all the mythic creatures party? Satyr Day!
• Perseus wanted to ask out Medusa but he was too petrified.
• Why are Ogres so jumpy? You would be too if you ate Brownies and Sprite all day.
• Most D&D players hate solving riddles. They think it Sphinx.
• Crossbows are no fun to be around and Shortbows are no good in a conversation.
• Where in a forest can you find a unicorn? Near the Centaur.
• Gelatinous cubes are fearless because they have nothing to ooze.
• Wizards are easy to hit in melee because they skipped Armor Class.
• I hadn't seen my mom's sister Galadriel for a thousand years and she remembered my name. It's true, an elf aunt never forgets.
• I made a rogue-sorcerer once. It wasn't too bard.